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    Duke's AM cliff notes for 1/5/2012

    Good Morning, we are still waiting for the right things to happen and for all of Iraq's camels to get in a row. We all know it will happen, when we are not sure, but the RV will come to us.Can we at stardogger predict when it will happen, NO, but we do believe it will happen and will continue to give you the most up to the minute information on the progress of the RV. So stay tuned.

    Note: I post the early news that comes out of Iraq. So I do not get all the rest of the story. I have others that take up from where I leave off. So check our forum for the latest after my post.

    Have a great day and RV soon.

    1.. Currency Auctions: Announcement No. (2050): 01/05/2012

    http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...nt-No.-(2050)-...

    2. Word of the Day: Thursday January 5, 2012: gasconade

    Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1ia0oGNiJ

    3. City bombing toll rises to 45 double-Sadr dead and wounded

    Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1ia1aDLsL

    4. Many fearful of Iraq's future

    http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...-Iraq-s-future

    5. Credit Obama For Leaving Iraq, But The U.S. Remains Over-Committed

    Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1ia1z8DLb

    6. Three deputies from the Iraqi announce the formation of an independent block and decide to return to parliament

    Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1ia5JDobr

    7. Parliament held a special meeting to vote on the 11 laws

    Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1ia6XZnze

    8. Maliki appoints acting ministers replacing Iraqiya ministers

    http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...2347#post32347

    Duke

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